1 Sardar ka SAR phat gaya

1 Sardar ka SAR phat gaya..

Doctor ne pucha :

Sardar je kiya hua?

Sardar: Main chappal nal keel thok rya se,

Ik banda bolya

Sardar je KHOPRI istmal kro ”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 849 views
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