1 Sardar ka SAR phat gaya
1 Sardar ka SAR phat gaya..
Doctor ne pucha :
Sardar je kiya hua?
Sardar: Main chappal nal keel thok rya se,
Ik banda bolya
Sardar je KHOPRI istmal kro ”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 664 views
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