1 Sardar ka SAR phat gaya..

Doctor ne pucha :

Sardar je kiya hua?

Sardar: Main chappal nal keel thok rya se,

Ik banda bolya

Sardar je KHOPRI istmal kro ”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 608 views

1 Pathan 2nd Pathan Se

1 Pathan 2nd Pathan Se Puchta Hy K, Yara Kya Tm Ne Generator Ma
Petrol Ki Jaga COCACOLA DALA HY?

2nd Pathan; Nhn Yara
1st Pathan: To Yeh Brrrr Brrrr Q Krta Hy?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ne ghair qanoni dewar bnai

Pathan ne ghair qanoni dewar bnai
Ksi ne kaha kuch aisa kro k dewar purani lge
Pathan ne dewar pe likh dia
Hm QAID-E-AZAM ko peshawr any pr khush amdid kehty hain

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A Beggar

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari
bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aik bar me bemar howa

’1 Bar Main Bemar Hoa
1 Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha
Main Hospital Chala Gya
Wahan 2 Drwazay Thy
1 Pr “Khas bemari” or 1 pr “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha
Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Me Mamoli Bemari Wale Room me Chla Gya
Wahan B 2 Drwazy thy 1 Pr “Khas Admi” or 1 pr Aam Admi likha tha
Me Gharib Admi Tha is liye Aam Admi Wale Door se Andar Chla Gya
Andar Gaya to!dekha k Mai Hospital se Bahar Tha.
Geo Pakistan!:-)’

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

flirt

Girl: I love u.
Boy: Me too.
Girl: Kitna karte ho.
Boy: Jitna tum mujhe karti ho.
Girl: Kamine, main sochti thi ki tum sachha pyaar karte ho..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)