Papa Aap Mummy K Sath Q Sote Ho?

Beta: Papa Aap Mummy K Sath Q Sote Ho?

Papa: Sath Sone Se Piyaar Barhta Hy Is lye.

Beta: Papa Jhoot Mat Bolo

Is Se Piyar Nhi

Parivaar Barhta Hy.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 653 views
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America ny ek choor pakerny wali machine banai
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ENgland main 30 minute main 50 chor aur india main 30 minute main 100 chor pakray jab wo machine pakistan lai gai to 15 minute main
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Wo machine he chori ho gai .
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Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.

Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.

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Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baap Ne Apne Bete

Baap Ne Apne Bete Ki Talashi Li, Jaib Se , Cigrette, Gutka, Naswar Katrina Kaif Ki Tasaweer Aur Girls K Numbers Baramad Hoye

Baap Ne Bete Ko Buhat Mara Aor Ghuse Me Cheekha:

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Chickens Accompanying Woman

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Laloo's Son: Papa, aapki shaadi me kitna kharcha aaya tha?

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Pyar,Mohbt,Love sb dya
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Pinky ne mje he…

Major Rohail-
Kya hova?

Sardar-
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Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya

Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi.

Thambu : Wow, kya baat hai.

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Pathan Darwaza khol k Nahata tha

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Bush: Yes
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