Marriage. .
Santa - Apki shadi ho gayi?
Banta - Haji, ek ladki se hui hai.
Santa - Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti hai.
Banta - Nahi ji meri bahan ki to ladke se hui hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1005 views
Similar Jokes
Pathan ne petrol pump banaya aur aik letter bi nai bika tha
pata hai kiun
^
q k pump dosri manzal pe tha.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pathan pehle Rozay ko masjid me naat parhne gya
sab logo ne usy buhat maara
Kyun?
Kyun ke pehle hi rozay mein naat parh raha tha
“Alvidah Alvidah Mahe’y Ramzan”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sara: Kya Aapko Pata hai?
Books Saamne Rakh k Bhi na Parhne Wali Beemari Ka kya Naam hai?
Chaudhary: Aahoo!!! Begherati
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi…
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
.
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
My husband Jeff and I incurred several problems while
assembling our new computer system, so we called the help desk.
The man on the phone started to talk to Jeff in computer jargon, which confused us even more. 'Sir,' my husband politely said, 'please explain what I should do as if I were a four-year-old.'
'Okay,' the computer technician replied. 'Son, could you please put your mommy on the phone?'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ager trains k naam Pakistani Actresses k naam pe hotey tou khabrain aisi hotin:
Aaj Reema overload ho kr gai!!
Saima k neechay aa k aik banda halaak!!
Accident main Shahida Minni ki pichli bogi tabbah!!
Tez raftaari ki wja se LAILA patri se uter gai!!
Meera pe charhne waalon ki tadaad main izafa!!
Nirma chalte chalte band ho gai!!
Khushbu ki body change karne ka faisla!!
Nargis per ghair qanooni tor per charhey huay 7 afraad ko saza!!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
by zohaib (few years ago!)
Girfriend : Agar Tumne mujhe phone nai kiya to mai Roti nai Khaugi
Boyfriend : Sachi Jaan ??
..
..
... ..
..
..
..
..
..
..
Girlfriend : Mai Sirf Ice-cream,Burgar Khakar Gujara Kar Lungi :D :D :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta Joins Ad Company
Santa: Mere Father ka dehant ho gaya akhbaar me Shok Sandesh dena hai
Banta: Aap Hindustan Kesari me de. isme abhi 1 +1 scheme hai. Aap ke father ke sath aapka free chhap denge
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)