wrong or right

Husband:I’ll admit I’m wrong if you’ll admit I’m right!

Wife:I agree! u go first!

Husband:OK,I’m wrong!

Wife(with a twinkle in her eye):you are right!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 628 views
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