Mubarik ho
Nurse :
Mubarak Ho ! Sardarji..
Aap Papa Ban Gaye”
Sardarji :
Meri Wife Ko Nahi Bolna..
Main Usey SURPRISE Doonga..!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1389 views
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