Dekh lena tumhe nark main

Patni Aapne Pati Se- Dekh Lena Tumhe Nark Mein
Bhi Jagah Nahi Milegi..
Pati- Achcha Hai, Mai Bhi Har Jagah Tumhare Sath
Nahi Jaana Chahta.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 592 views
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