Dekh lena tumhe nark main

Patni Aapne Pati Se- Dekh Lena Tumhe Nark Mein
Bhi Jagah Nahi Milegi..
Pati- Achcha Hai, Mai Bhi Har Jagah Tumhare Sath
Nahi Jaana Chahta.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 524 views
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Papa Good News Hai

Son: Papa Good News Hai.
Papa: Kya?

Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge.

Father: Haan
Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye.

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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Beautiful Girl enter the class room..

A Beautiful Girl enter the class room..

All boys got crazy for her..

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What she said.. ?

Bhai sahab jagah dain..

Jhaaru lagana hai:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ik aadmi ki 6 fingers thi

Ik aadmi ki 6 fingers thi.

Log usko Santa kehte the...

batao kyon?

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Kyonki uska naam Santa tha.

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Surprise

Nurse :
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Sardarji :
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Purchasing Power Of Burgers

Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Big Mac" hamburger sandwiches the two currencies can purchase, said one of Germany's leading institutes.

The Institute of the German Economy (IW) in Cologne noted that the popular sandwich by the McDonald's restaurant chain is increasingly being used by economists around the world as a measure of currencies' relative purchasing power.

The institute said that currency exchange rates are often unreliable as an instrument to measure purchasing power. At the same time, "baskets" of products used to arrive at comparative purchasing power are complicated to compile.

A simple alternative, now that McDonald's has spread to virtually every country on earth, has become to look at what a Big Mac costs, the IW said.

"A particularly hungry American can buy five Big Macs for 11 dollars. If he exchanged the money into Deutsch-marks, his 18 marks in Germany can just barely obtain four Big Macs," the IW said.

Conclusion: based on the Big Mac index, the dollar is undervalued, the institute said.

Americans can get their best Big Mac buy these days in Moscow, where one sandwich costs only about 59 cents.

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