Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?

Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :
What’s the cost of that FIRIJ

Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?

Dukandar :
Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.
Geo Pathan…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 738 views

During The Match

During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,


Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Main Nay Us Say Kaha

Main Nay Us Say Kaha K,

“Ay Jan Apny Nazuk Hath Merey Chehray Par B Lehra Do…

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Kameeni Ne Aisa Thappar Mara K Moo Se Tulsi Hi Bahir Aagai_!i!:-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Snta ne apni bhabi ko jan se mar diya

1 Snta ne apni bhabi ko jan se mar diya. Logo ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko Q mara?

snta bola:
O yar mai jis-se b puchta k tum phone pe kis-se bat kr rha h to wo khta. Teri bhabhi se.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus

Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol
chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada – kyon??
Batao..batao …
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think harder…
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Kyunki………
woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pyar Mein Dooba Esa Ki Time Ka Pata Na Chala

Santa Ki Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Subha Santa Ki Biwi Bade Pyar Se Use Boli

Biwi: “Janu, Hamari Shaadi Ko 24 Gante Ho Chuke Hai”

Santa Romantic Mood Mein: “Haan, Aur Dekho Aisa Lagta Hai Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)