Boss Aur Secretary

Boss to Secretary: For a week we'll go abroad.

She calls her Husband: For a week I & boss going abroad.

Husband calls Girl-Friend: Wife going, let's go for outing.

Girlfriend calls her student: For a week you are free.

Little boy calls his Grandpa: I'm free.

Grandpa(Boss) calls Secretary: Tour cancelled.

by Jawad Ali Mirza (few years ago!) / 869 views
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