Philosophy exam
A college student in a philosophy class was taking
his first examination.
On the paper there was a single line which simply
said: "Is this a question?" - Discuss.
After a short time he wrote: "If that is a
question, then this is an answer."
The student received an "A" on the exam.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1137 views
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