Ek deewar par likha tha
Ek deewar par likha tha 'Yaha kutte susu karte hain' Santa ne waha susu kiya. Fir muskura kar bola-ise kehte hai dimaag, susu maine kiya naam kutte ka aaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1005 views
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