Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tariqa Bataiye

Man: Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tariqa Bataiye
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Shadi Karlo
Man:
Kiya Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi
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Nahi, Ye Shouq Khatam Ho Jayega!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 641 views
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