Cow Per Bethey Ek Pathan Ko
Traffic-Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha
K Aapka Helmet Nahi Hai?
Chalan Hoga

Pathan: Dhiyaan Se Dekh Neechey
Andhay Four Wheel Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 582 views

Train main

Santa:-Train me yaar raat bhar neend nhi aayi
upar ki seat mili thi.
Banta:-To seat xchange kar leta.
Santa:-Kisse karta niche ki seat pe koi tha hi nhi!:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Maa Ki Dead Body

America Se 1 Pathan Ne
Apni Maa Ki Dead Body Pakistan Bheji Jis K Saath Letter Tha
K Ama Ki Dead Body Aap Ko Mil Gai Ho Gi,
Ama Ne Jo Kapron K Ooper
2 Shirts Pehni Hyn Wo Bhaiyon K Liye,
Left Hand Me Jo Ghari Hy Wo Baaji K Liye,
Jo 5 Socks K Jory Pehny Hyn Wo Sab K Liye,
Ama K Sirhany K Nechay
Jo Choclates Hyn Wo Papu K Liye,
Ama K Balon Mai Jo Ponyan Hyn
Wo Pinki K Liey Hai Or Agr Ksi Or
Cheez Ki Zaroorat Hui
To Jaldi Bata Dena Abba Ki B Halat Kharab Ha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Back To Life

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan.

They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out,"Watch the wall!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

by lescol (few years ago!)

pathan on road

Pathan Road Se Jaati Hui Larki Ko Ghoor K Dekh Raha Tha.


Larki Ne Usay Lanat Di...

Pathan Apne Dost Se Bola:

Pooch Rahi Hai, Kisne Kaha Tha Pepse Per Rs.5 Kam Kardo.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)