Beautiful girl

What do you do? a young man asked the beautiful
girl he was dancing with.
“I m a nurse.” “I wish I could be ill and let you
nurse me,” he whispered in her ear.
“That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity
ward.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 866 views
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