SAnta tapasya ker rha hai

Santa tapasya karta hai
Bhagwan: var mango vats
Santa: Ye kya kiya aapne, me to vadhu ke liye
tapsya kar raha tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 639 views
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