SAnta tapasya ker rha hai
Santa tapasya karta hai
Bhagwan: var mango vats
Santa: Ye kya kiya aapne, me to vadhu ke liye
tapsya kar raha tha
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1132 views
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