Boy: Papa main apni girl friend

Boy: Papa main apni girl friend ko kia doon?

Papa: Wo dikhti kaisi hay?

Boy: Wonderful,Beautiful,Smart Cute...Nazuk pari...

Papa: Mera zong wala number dedo;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 634 views
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