SANTA: Rasgulle hain?
DUKANDAAR: Nahi
SANTA: Dekh lunga
DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge?
SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1034 views

That Lady

There was a couple who had been married for a long time, and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing each other very passionately. So the wife said to the husband, "Honey, why don't you do that?" And the husband said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha

Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha. Meray Abbu mein bari khubyan hain. Bahadur itnay hain jaisay sher, tandurust itnay hain jitna hathi aur aakhein to baz ki tarah teiz hain.

Doosra dost foran bola: agar hum in ko deikhna chahein to ketnay ka ticket lena hoga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Caught Sleeping 2gether

Raju: Meet My Wife Tina

Raghu: Oh! I Know Her.

Raju:How.?

Raghu: V Were Caught Sleeping 2gether

Raju: What D Hell.?
Raghu: 10yrs Ago,In D History Class

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar vs dost

Sardar:rat ko 1 admi ne chaku dekha kar loot lia.

Dost:lakin tumhare pas tu hamesha pistol hoti hai.
Sardar:wo me ne li chupa di thi warna wo bi le jata.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Premika Se Badla, Pappu Ka

Pappu Apne Friend Golu Ko Bata Raha Thha.

Pappu: “Pichle Hafte Meri Aur Meri Girlfriend Ki Ladayi Ho Gayi Thi Aur Hum Alag Ho Gaye”
Golu: “Fir?”

Pappu: “Usne Mujhe Chidane Ke Liye Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke Mujhe Bhej Di”

Golu: “Ohh, Ye To Bahut Bura Kiya Usne”

Pappu: “To Main Bhi Konsa Kam Hun, Utha Ke Photo Uske Baap Ko Bej Di“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)