Abji lene gya.

Santa sabji lene gya.
Sabji wala sbji pr pani chidk rha tha.

Santa intzar krta rha,
Jb kafi der ho gai to bola:-Agar ineh hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol de...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 845 views
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