Abji lene gya.
Santa sabji lene gya.
Sabji wala sbji pr pani chidk rha tha.
Santa intzar krta rha,
Jb kafi der ho gai to bola:-Agar ineh hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol de...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1037 views
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40 k akhrot, 80 k badaam.
Pyaray Sajid ko mera Salam.
Asalam-o-alaikum:
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Car ka steering, gear, sab chori ho gaya hai.
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Teacher:-
"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P
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Gahak: (doodh waly sy)
Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
Doodh wala: 5 kilo
Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho?
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Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,
kaafi der ho gayi,
Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:
Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho
to Aik kilo de do :P ;)
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Britisher:- Why All U Indians are in different colours?
Look We all are White!
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Abdul Kalam:- HORSES
are in Differnt colours.
But DONKEYS
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Ek kabutar ne sante te wiath kar diti..
Santa- O teri maa ne tenu kachha pauna ni sikhaya ?
Kabutar- saleyaa tu kachha pa ke tatti karda??
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Tumhe Kal
Subah 5 Baje
Phansi Di Jayegi
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
Police:
Kyo Hass Rahe Ho?
Sardar:
Mein To Subah 9 Baje Utthta Hu!
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