Abji lene gya.
Santa sabji lene gya.
Sabji wala sbji pr pani chidk rha tha.
Santa intzar krta rha,
Jb kafi der ho gai to bola:-Agar ineh hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol de...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1049 views
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Pappu Yes Sir
Bablu Yes Sir
Tinku Yes Sir
Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri
baari hai, attendence lagwa
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said,
“Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.”
“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then added,
“May I see that prescription I just gave you? I d like to make a little change…”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jyotishi Ek Lady Se: Tumhare Pati Ka Bhavishya Jaanna Chahti Ho??
Lady: Nahi Inka Bhavishya To Mere haath Main Hai Filhal Bhootkal Bataiye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.
I was against it and an argument started.
I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.
He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"
And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gayon mein aik shakhs ka inteqaal ho gia aik saheb tazyat kay liye in kay betay kay pas gaye aur poocha marhoom ko kia bimari thi.
Betay nay jawab mein kaha burhapa khood aik bimari hai.
Woh saheb bolay: Waqai hamaray mohallay mein bhi teen char bachay isi bimari mein maray hain.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar ne “pent”
dho k parosan ki Shalwar k
pas sukhne k liye dal di aur awaz di
behen je jB tm Shalwar Utarogi tu muje Awaz dena ma bi
“pent” Utar Longa..:p
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".
The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.
The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Big 3
waseem akram ki bivi (aus)
imran khan ki bivi (eng) aur shoaib mali ki bivi (india)
;->
log waise kehte hain pak big 3 k mukhalif hai big 3 to humara susral hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
A pathan was playing "KUN BANEGA KOARO PATI"
Shahrukh asked apny baap ka nam batao.
Pathan replied:"Hum ko pagal samajhta hai kya?"
Pehly 4 option tu do?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 Hindu ne Muslim se pochaTum log Khatna Q karwate ho?
Musalman soch me par gaya Phr bola: Faida to kuch khas nahi,bus zara KHOOBSURTI aa jati hai..!!
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