Sahab Ki Biwi Aur Bhikhari

Ek Bhikhari Bheekh Mangne ek ghar me aaya aur jor se awaj lagaya..

are oh sahab ji..

mujhe bahot bhukh lagi hai thoda roti milegi..

Thodi der baad andar se awaj aayi..

abhi biwi ghar pe nahi hai baad me aana..

Bikhari Bola

mujhe chumma nahi roti chahiye

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