Sahab Ki Biwi Aur Bhikhari
Ek Bhikhari Bheekh Mangne ek ghar me aaya aur jor se awaj lagaya..
are oh sahab ji..
mujhe bahot bhukh lagi hai thoda roti milegi..
Thodi der baad andar se awaj aayi..
abhi biwi ghar pe nahi hai baad me aana..
Bikhari Bola
mujhe chumma nahi roti chahiye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 899 views
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Superman: “Hawayi Jatt”
Terminator: “Lohe Da Jatt, Kadd De Watt”
Charlie’s Angels: “Jattiyan Kamaal Kardiyaan”
Rocky: “Mukka Jatt Da”
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