Ek Bhikhari Bheekh Mangne ek ghar me aaya aur jor se awaj lagaya..

are oh sahab ji..

mujhe bahot bhukh lagi hai thoda roti milegi..

Thodi der baad andar se awaj aayi..

abhi biwi ghar pe nahi hai baad me aana..

Bikhari Bola

mujhe chumma nahi roti chahiye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 927 views

Teacher: 2 mein sai 2

Teacher: 2 mein sai 2 minus karo kya bachai gaa

pathan ka beta : mujhe ye sawal samaj nhi aaya

teacher: agar tumhare pass 2 rotia hai aur tum 2 kha gai to kya bache gaa

pathan ka beta: salan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy tum rozana

Doctor:
Motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy tum rozana sirf 1 roti khaya karo,
Sardar:
Ye 1 roti khana khanay se pehle khani hy ya khanay k baad?.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa raat ko cycle

Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:????
Yaar, ye konsa road tha????????
Itne sare speed breaker

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

50p rupye mahene ka karaya

makan malik: 500 rupaye mahine ka kiraya hoga!
kirayedar:thik hai; par apke makan me bahut chuhe
daud rahe hai... Makan malik: to 500 rupaye me
kya bipasha basu nachegi?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Girl boy se bolti ho

Girl boy se bolti h tum kitne bhai bahen ho
Boy- hum 7 bhai bahen h
Girl - Q baap ko or kuchh kaam nahi tha kya
Boy ladki se bolta h tum kitne bhai bahen
Girl - hum 2 bhai bahen h
Boy - Q baap me dum nahi tha kya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)