Best friend

The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude
and said,
“Since we are the best of friends, I would not
want to insult you by offering payment. But I
would like for you to know that I had mentioned
you in my will.”
“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor
emotionally, and then added,
“May I see that prescription I just gave you? I d
like to make a little change…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 858 views
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