Pathan Ke Dimples

Ek Admi: Pathan Bhai
Aap Jab Hanste Hai To
Aap Ke Dimples Parte Hen
Aap Bohat Ache Lagte Hai
Dil Chahta He Aap Ko Piyar Karloon

Pathan: Oo Bhai Jan
Mujhse Sa Ziyada Dimple To
Mere Bivi Ka Parte Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 818 views
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