3 women:
Topic: Husbnds se kaam krwana

American:
maine husbnd se kaha k ainda khana tum pakao gy
2nd din us ne kuch na kia
3rd din usne rost bna lia

German:
maine husbnd se kaha k ainda ghar ki sfai tm kro gy
2nd din wo chup raha,3rd din pora gar saaf tha

pakistani:
maine un se kaha k ainda kapry tum wash kro gy,apne sab kam khud kro gy

agly din mujhy kuch nazar na aya
2nd din bi kch nazar na aya
3rd din aankh ki sojan kuch utri to kch nazar aya..:-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 912 views

Hayaa nahi aai?

Molvi 22 bacho or
BV k sath Dost k
ghar Dawat pe gia
Dost bari Family
dekh kr:
"Hayaa
nahi aai?"
Molvi:
Nahi Us k paper ho
rahe hen

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan is fasting after a long

Pathan is fasting after a long tym and he is hungry

Pathan call on radio 89.1

Host: What u want to play mr khan?

Pathan-magreb azan plz:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka

Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega

Salesman : Pata nahi

Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai.

Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Patient to Nurse

Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura
Liya”. NURSE : “chal jhoota ,
.
Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai
hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,

Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge,

Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
Tum chaye banana
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)