3 women:
Topic: Husbnds se kaam krwana

American:
maine husbnd se kaha k ainda khana tum pakao gy
2nd din us ne kuch na kia
3rd din usne rost bna lia

German:
maine husbnd se kaha k ainda ghar ki sfai tm kro gy
2nd din wo chup raha,3rd din pora gar saaf tha

pakistani:
maine un se kaha k ainda kapry tum wash kro gy,apne sab kam khud kro gy

agly din mujhy kuch nazar na aya
2nd din bi kch nazar na aya
3rd din aankh ki sojan kuch utri to kch nazar aya..:-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 854 views

'Teacher: Batao k chooza anday

Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai?































Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni..
Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich warya kinj

by Muddassar Khan (few years ago!)

2 pathan

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha the
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3 pathan aaya aur kaha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Santa Apni Maa se Pitne Ke Bad Ghar

Santa Apni Maa se Pitne Ke Bad Ghar Ke Bahar Baitha Tha

Baap-Kya Huwa

Santa-Papa,Tumhari Biwi Ke Sath Ab Mera Guzara Nahi Ho Sakta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher To Pathan

Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho

Pathan: §Ir §Chool Ki ßell Toot Gai Hy

Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone Ki Kya ßaat Hy

Pathan: Ab Humari Çhotti Kaise Hogi

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)

Height of dreaming:

Height of dreaming:
Last Night Bill Gates
came in my dream and said
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Yaar Farhan…
teray pas windows xp ki CD hai?
kal wapas kar dun ga…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)