Quaid E Azam in peshawer
Pathan ne illegal dewar bnai
Ksi ne kaha kuch aisa kro k dewar purani lge
Pathan ne dewar pe likh dia
Hum QUAID E AZAM ko peshawr any pr khush amdid khty hain.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1021 views
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