College Ki Ladki Se Bola

Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola

I Love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.:

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!) / 637 views
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