ABCD

Boy:ABC.
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Boy:Always be careful!
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BoyEFG. Don't ever forget girl!
...Girl:Are you?
Boy:HI. Happy Inlove.
Girl:So?
Boy:JKLM. Just keep loving me.
Girl:So, how about NOPQRSTUVWXYZ??
Boythinks) No other person quite reasonable shall treat u very well except me, you'll zee!

by Hina Ali (few years ago!) / 878 views
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