Meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi.

Santa : Meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi.

Banta : Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.

Santa : Arre yaar…Sagi behen ki tarah rakhta tha usko!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 684 views
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