Aik patient
Aik patient Munnabhai k paas aaya, Munna nay us
ka chekup kiya aur bola
Munna: Tumharay pass ziyada waqt nahi hai
Patient: Meray pass kitna time hai.
Munna: Dus (10)
Patient: Kya Dus.... Minute..... Ghantay..........
Din......?
Munna: No (9), Aath (8), Saat (7),......
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 782 views
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