hathi and choha
aik dafa aik hathi aik naddi ma naha rha tha,
k achanak kinary par choha aya aur hathi ko baher any ka ishara kia..
Hathi baher aya tau chohay ne kaha: "Bas theek hai ab tum wapis jao"
Hathi ne pocha: "ye kia baat huwi, mujhe bhulaya q tha?"
Choha bola: "ma sirf ye dekh rha tha k kahein tum mera neiker phen kar tau nhi naha rhy."
by WAQAR (few years ago!) / 1110 views
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