Munna: Bolay to apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga.

Patient: Kyun???

Munna: Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 957 views

Okay, if you are a real

Okay, if you are a real geologist, you probably enjoy transferring geology vocabulary into everyday situations. For example, if you agree with what someone has said, you may say, You breccias! or My sediments exactly!

And if you are not pleased with the person's statement, you may resort to the old:

That's not gneiss!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

pathan

Pathan ka Shak
1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:
“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

I LOVE PK

In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her chééks.
A boy kissed her cheeks and said ”
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I LOVE PAKISTAN “

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Apnay Bachpan Ka Dost

Circuit -Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.

Munnabhai -Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

Circuit -Nehin bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher Question n Answers

Teacher Ne Smoking K Nuqsan Batane K Liye 1 Keera Smoke Jar Men Dala To Woh Mar Gaya

Teacher: Aap Ne Kya Sekha?

Pathan: Smoking Se Pait K Keerey Mar Jatey Hain,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)