Quaid-e-Azam k Maazar pe
Pathan: Meri aulaad nhi hoti
Dost: Aap mazaar pe dua kro
NEXT YEAR
Dost: Kya howa?
Pathan: Nhi howi
Dost: Konsy maazar pe gaye thy?
Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam k Maazar pe
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