Quaid-e-Azam k Maazar pe

Pathan: Meri aulaad nhi hoti

Dost: Aap mazaar pe dua kro

NEXT YEAR

Dost: Kya howa?

Pathan: Nhi howi

Dost: Konsy maazar pe gaye thy?

Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam k Maazar pe

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