Chhote: Sun bade

Bade: Kya hai, jaldi bol, main jaldi me hoon…

Chhote: Kyun, kya karna hai tujhe

Bade: Mujhe mall jaana hai… waha mera friend mera wait kar raha hai

Chhote: Tu jhooth bola raha hai

Bade: Arey main jhuth kyun bolunga, main sach keh raha hoon, wo mera wait kar raha hai

Chhote: Nahin, tu jhuth bol raha hai.. tu yaha hai to wo tera WEIGHT kaise kar sakta hai… hahaha

Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 899 views

Fool Apney Bhai Se:

Fool Apney Bhai Se:
Tum Hamari Shadi Par Kya Khaas Kam Kry Ga?

Bhai: Hawai Firing To Sab Kartay Hain,
Hum Khud Kush Dhamaka Kary Ga...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Scretch Answer

1 bachy ko Exam mai koi sawal nahi ata tha
Us ne har sawal key nechy

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Es tarah ki lines bana kar nechey likh dia
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Scratch Karky Answers Parh lain

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ye Koi Khaane Ki Cheez Hai?

Ek Shahar Ki Ladki Ki Shaadi Gaon Mein Ho Jati Hai,

Subah Jab Wo Pest Karne Lagti Hai To Usaka Devar Usse Pest Mangta Hai,

Wo Pest De Deti Hai Aur Devar Ungli Par Rakh Kar Kha Jata Hai, Phir Doobara Mangta Hai Aur Phir Kha Jata Hai,

Ladaki Gusse Mein Aakar Devar Ko Chanta Maar Deti Hai, Devar Rote Hue Bhabhi Ki Shikayat Apne Bhai Se Karta Hai,
Bhai Apni Patni Se Chanta Marne Ka Karan Puchhta Hai To Patni Kahti Hai,

Patni: “Main Baar-Baar Inhe Pest Deti Thi Aur Ye Har Baar Ungli Par Rakh Kar Kha Jate The Isliye Mujhe Gussa Aa Gaya”

Patni Ki Baat Sunkar Pati Apne Chhote Bhai Ke Ek Chaanta Marta Hai Aur Bolta Hai
Pati: “Ye Koi Ungli Par Rakh Ke Khane Ki Cheez Hai Khana Tha To Roti Par Rakh Kar Khata.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Meaning Of WIFE

Husband asks, Do u know the meaning of WIFE. It means...
Without Information Fighting Everytime!

WIFE on hearing this says, it could also mean-
With Idiot For Ever.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bacha Apni Dadi Se

Bacha Apni Dadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge na?

Aap/papa/mom/behan aur mai.

Dadi: Nahi jab tumhari shaadi hojaye gi to hum 6 ho jayenge.

Bacha: Phir Behan ki Shaadi hogi to hum phir 5 ho jayenge na.

Dadi Pyaar se: Nahi jab tumhara Beta ho jayega to hum phir 6 hojayege.

Bacha: Phir jab tum marr jao gi to hum phir 5 hojayege

Dadi:haram khor soja chup kr k..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)