Teacher: Johny, If Your Father

Teacher: Johny, If Your Father

Earned Rs. 100,00,000
And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother,

What Would Your Mother Have?

Little Johny: A Heart attack

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 610 views
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