One day evening a Sardarji

One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way…
Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually?

Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.

Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?

Sardarji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 582 views
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