Santa Ne Nayi Car Li

Santa Ne Nayi Car Li Aur Sadak Pe Leke Ghumne Nikal Pada.

Raste Mein Ek Jagah Checking Ho Rahi Thhi, Ek Police Wale Ne Usko Rok Liya.

Santa Ne Gadi Side Pe Laga Li, Inspector Aaya Aur Saanta Se Pucha.

Inspector: “Car Gas Par Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi Ji”

Inspector: “Petrol Par Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi”

Inspector: “To Diesel Par Hogi?”

Santa: “Ji Vo Bhi Nahi”

Inspector Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Bola: “Abe Phir Kis Par Hai?”

Santa Bholepan Se: “Ji Installment Par Hai“

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Jyada Tez Ladkiyo Se Kaise Nipta Jaye

Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Purpose Karta Hai.

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Ladki: “Acha Par Tumhare Piche
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Beta apko school jana kesa lagta hy?

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Beta apko school jana kesa lagta hy?
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But I Can’t Give U A Job.
I Don’t Have Any More Work.

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pathan to aunti misbah

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Pathan UK Gia, Airport of Officer ny naam poocha,
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us ki bari aai, us say naam poocha to kehna laga

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Maan-Baap Ka Kya Hai?

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Santa: “Haan, Biwi Se”
Jailer: “Kyun Maan-Baap Se Nahi Miloge?”

Santa: “Maan-Baap To Agla Janam Hote Hi Mil Jayenge, Biwi Ke Liye 21 Saal Wait Karna Padega“

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Kaliya n Peeliya putting bomb

Kaliya & Peeliya ek car me bomb laga rahe the .

Peeliya - agar bomb lagate samay phat gaya to kya hoga .

Kaliya - do'nt worry ! Mere paas ek aur bomb hai

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