wife:subah mere chehre pe pani kyo dala,

pati: tere baap ne kaha tha k meri beti PHOOL ki tarha hai ise murzane mat dena..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 980 views

i love you

Sardar ko bar bar "I love you" ka msg araha tha
.
Dost ne pocha: Khair hai? Aaj tu boht "I love you"
ke msgs arahe hain !
.
Sardar: O jee aaj mai galti se BEWI ka mobile laya
hon eslie !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

exames

Father to Son: Sath walon ki larki ko dekh lo,
wo exam mai "First" ayi hai, owr tum..
.
Son: Usi ko tu dekhta tha,
tabhi tu "Supply" ayi hai

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Teacher to sardar

Teacher to sardar :name five animals that live in water?

Sardar:frog ,teacher and reamaining four .

sardar:frog de maa pio phen tay praah.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boyfriend Ne Girlfriend

Boyfriend Ne Girlfriend Ke Purse Mein Se Mobile
Phone Nikala Aur Socha Ki Chalo Check Karta Hun
Ki Isne Mera Number Kis Naam Se Save Kiya Hai
Aur Jab Usne Apna Number Dial Kiya To Jo Naam
Screen Pe Aya Usko Dekh Ke To Bechare Ke Hosh Hi
Udd Gaye,
Likha Tha, Recharge Wale Bhaiya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Boy l0ved a girl but

Ek Boy l0ved a girl but
Never pr0posed her.
One day he decided t0 tell
Her at 1:00am at Night..!!
He type:
.
.
.
"I L0ve Y0u"
And sent it, after a few sec0nds
He g0t a msg but he
Decided t0
See it the next day f0r
Surprise and slept..
.
.
.
Next day, he read the msg
And so sh0cked because,
It was written..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Dear Cust0mer,
Msg sending failed due t0
Insufficient balance.
Plz recharge ur acc0unt..:D
*ayush*

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)