Dr to 86 yrs Old man
Dr to 86 yrs Old man: Dekhiye,is umar me,Jawan
Ladki se romance
karna,Maut ka kaaran ban sakta hai.
OLD man:I dont care! agar marti hai to mar jaye!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 911 views
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