Abbreviation SMS



Never Love Someone because LOVE stands for

L: Loss of Money
O: Out of Mind
V: Valley of Tensions
E: End of Life

So don't Love, just line maro

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 575 views
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