Shyam: Surjit bhai apne ghar ke bahar kyun khade
ho aur yeh chot kaise lagi?
Surjit: hua yun ki…
Shyam: Kitni bar kaha hai ki logo se jhagda mat
kiya ker, kambhakat ne maar kar tera bura haal
kar diya hai, bura ho uska, kide pade use
Surjit: bas bas mein apni patni ke bare mein aur
galat batein nahi sun sakta.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1050 views

Exams

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Milti Hi Nahi

Kehty Hain Khuda Ny Is Jahan Main Sabhi K Lye
Kisi Na Kisi Ko Banaya Ha.
Tou Kya Meri Wali 1965 Ki Jang Main
Maari Gaye Thi?
(‘.’)/
/)) Milti Hi Nahi. :(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1bhikari ki lotry lagi

1bhikari ki lotry lagi to vo 1mandir banvata h

2nd bhikari:yar tu mandir Q bnva rha h?

1st Bhikhari:Qki iske samne me akela bhik manguga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bechari Murgi Bhi Kya Karti

Santa Ka Polutry Farm Tha, Par Kuch Time Se Usko Business Mein Loss Chal Raha Tha.

Ek Din Vo Hath Mein Bandook Pakad Ke Sari Murgiyo Ko Ikatha Karke Bola

Santa: “Kal Agar Tum Sab Murgiyo Ne Do Do Ande Na Diye To, Main Tum Sabko Goli Se Uda Dunga”

Agle Din Usne Dekha Ki Sab Murgiyo Ne Do-Do Ande Diye Hai, Par Ek Ne Sirf Ek Hi Anda Diya Hai”

Santa Ne Bandook Uski Taraf Kari Aur Bola: “Bata Sirf Tune Hi Ek Anda Kyu Diya Hai”

Murgi Mari Si Awaj Mein Boli: “Sir Ye Ek Anda Bhi Maine Aapke Dar Ki Wahaj Se Diya Hai, Warna Main To Murga Hun“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

no vacancy for ladies

1st men : aisa kon sa department hai jaha ladies ko bharti nahi kiya ja skta.
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2nd Men : fire brigade q k ladies ka kam aag lgana hota hai bujana nahi,
l.o.l

by Toqeer shamshad (few years ago!)