Surjit bhai apne ghar ke bahar kyun khade
Shyam: Surjit bhai apne ghar ke bahar kyun khade
ho aur yeh chot kaise lagi?
Surjit: hua yun ki…
Shyam: Kitni bar kaha hai ki logo se jhagda mat
kiya ker, kambhakat ne maar kar tera bura haal
kar diya hai, bura ho uska, kide pade use
Surjit: bas bas mein apni patni ke bare mein aur
galat batein nahi sun sakta.
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