PUPIL: Teacher, it's the last day of school. This is
the day I've been dreaming about for a long time.
TEACHER: I know You did a lot of that dreaming in
class.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 550 views

Logon Ka Shouq Tou Dekho

Chinese Couple Romance Krtay Huye:
Husband: Chutaki.
Wife: Yuwanini.
Husband: Choka Yoonji Machi, Romi Hoayoo Yakiyo.
Wife Piyar Say Boli: Chimi Yohua, Yakochinda Timsuji.
Husband Muskura Kr: Na Siaou Mina Um Luji.
Wife: Ochu Chin Huya Buyoo Nochi…
Logon Ka Shouq Tou Dekho,
Samajh Kuch Nahi Aa Raha..
Bass ROMANCE Ka Word Aya Our Pura Message Parh Dala :-D :-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Student

Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mai train banawo, mai 5 mint mai aarahi hon
.
10 mint baad
Teacher: Train dikhawo
Students: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hi chali gayi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

most successful

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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"Yet to be seen"

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Behtreen insan wo hai

Behtreen insan wo hai jiska,
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Aap Message par rahey hain..
Shukriya..-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A sardarji goes to

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)