Musharaf AUR Adviser

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?
Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.
Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?
Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.
:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???


Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka

bhala hoga

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