A Girl in a book shop: Do u have the book named ”Girls r very Intelligent”?
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Salesman: “The comedy section is on the Left side..”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 594 views

Secret Of Success

Secret of success:

1. Top mat karo warna log tumse
jalenge.

2. Class me late jao, har teacher tumhe
yaad rakhega.

3. Nakal ka chance ho to padho mat.

4. Zyada padhne se time waste
hota hai,time kharab karna
buri bat hai..

5. Kabhi viva mat do bcoz
bezzati ke 2 marks se izzat
ke 0 marks acche hote hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girls ek dusre ko gift deti hai..

Girls ek dusre ko gift deti hai...

perfume.
earring.
suits.
flowers.
chocolates.

Aur boys.?
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Ye le LADKI ka number...
Bas mera naam nhi aana chahiye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kiss karne ka style

Husband: Begam aaj koi aysi baat kaho

jis sy dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye?

WIFE: tumhare sab doston mein sab se

acha kiss karne ka style tmhara hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.
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Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Beta Ans sheet par

Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.?

Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)