Shaadi aur mobile

Shaadi aur mobile me kya similarity hai?

Sirf dimag me ek hi sooch aati hai ki,

Thode din aur ruk jata to naya model mil jata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1011 views

Mein M.A pas hon.

Aik Shakhs (doosray say): Mein M.A pas hon.
Doosra shakhs mein poori ABC pas hon.

Amir (Nasir say): kia tum English jantay ho?

Nasir: han agar Urdu mein boli jaye.

Aik dost (doosray dost say):Meri aankh mein dard hai koi ilaaj batao.

Doosra dost: meray dant mein dard tha, mein nay nikalwa dia tum bhi aisa hi karo.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Long drive pe

Girl:hum kahan ja rahe hain?
Boy:long drive pe
girl:woow pehlay kiun nai btaya
boy:mujhe bi abi pata chala hai.
Girl:wo kaise?
Boy:break nai lag rahi hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga,

Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga,
Larki ny apni totti hoi joti ka talwa day diya,

Larka wo talwa lay kr sunar k pas gaya or kaha:'Ye chandi k box me saja do'Sunar nay 2 din ka time diya.

2 din baad jab larka leny aya to sunar nay pocha:'ye kis buzurg ki jouti ka talwa hai?'

Larka:'ye buzurg ka nahi meri girlfriend ki jouti ka talwa hay'

Sunar:'begairt pehly Q nahi bataya hum sab ghar walon nay is ko 3,3 dafa dho k piya ha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Ka Pyar
Pathan (in romantic mood) :Tum meri zindgi ho!!
Wife : aur kaho achcha lag raha hai!!
Pathan : aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe!!!!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

2 sardar raste per

2 Sardar Rastey Per
1st Sardar Bike Per,
2nd Sardar Prado Mein,
1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?
Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?
Prado Wala Nai Phir Jawab Nahi Diya,
1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya,
2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike
Dekhi Hai?
1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)