Tough Love

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:

"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 789 views

Oye Tera viyah ho gya?

Sardar: Oye Tera viyah ho gya?

Friend: Aahoo

Sardar: Kuri nal?

Friend: Hor ki mundy nal v hunda a ?

Sardar: Aahoo , Meri pehn da te Mundy nal hoya si

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Aik tha rajaik thi rani

Aik tha raja
ik thi rani
dono mar gaye khatam kahani
,,
!
!
nechay kya laash dhund rahe ho? Bola na khatam
kahani;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

jab mein mar jaun to Saamney

MOLVII: ... jab mein mar jaun to Saamney
walon ko with family zaroor bulana,
Bevi: wo Q?
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Molvi: Suna hai k Un k Ghar ki Larkiyan Laash se Lipat Lipat k Roti hen.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor Tum to Mamuli Pith Dard

Doctor Tum to Mamuli Pith Dard Bata Rahe The
Lekin Tumhari to Dhadkan Bhi Kafi Badhi Hui Hai...

Banta-Wo 2 Apki Fees Dekhkar Bdhi Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sultan tipu

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)