Tough Love

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:

"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 902 views

Having problem

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic
to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in
your right pocket and found a nickel, and you
reached in your left pocket and found another one,
what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pathan aur bhabhi

1 PATHAN Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar Dia.
Logo Ne Pucha K Q Mara ?

Wo Bola:

Yara Me Jis sy Bhi Puchta K Phone Pe Kis Se Baat Kr Rha Hai, Kehta.


Tmhari Bhabhi Se..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Aqal

Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!

Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!

Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai! 

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Doctor: Ap k shohr thek ho skte hn

Doctor: Ap k shohr thek ho skte hn Agr ap inka khyal rkhen
Tnsion na den
Larai na kren
Or
inki Khdmt krn
Husband: Dr ne kya kaha?

Begm: Dr ny jwab de dya ha

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

pathan rox teacher shok

Teacher to Pathan: What is Internet Explorer ??
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Pathan replied: It is a software which helps us to download Mozilla Firefox and Google Chrome after reinstalling windows....:P :D

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)