Tough Love

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:

"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 798 views

appinment

John called his doctor’s office for an appointment.

I’m sorry, said the receptionist, We can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.

But I could be dead by then!

No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Director to actress

Director to actress:

tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge

aur hero bachane ayega
...
Actress: Hero Kaun hai?

Director: Emraan Hashmi

Actress: phir mujhe

usse kaun bachayega???

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy Friend On Phone

Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mujhe Apni Heere ki Ring De Do

Girl-Mujhe Apni Heere ki Ring De Do,ME Ring Ko Dekh K Tumhe Yad kia Krugi

Boy- Tum ye Soch k Yaad Karna ki Kamine se Ring Mangi Thi Or Usne Nhi Di

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

which soap u use?

Doctor: which soap u use? Santa: Gopal soap,Gopal paste,Gopal brush Dr: Is gopal an international company Santa: No gopal is my room mate .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)