A handsome Boy to Girl

A handsome Boy to Girl : can I take your picture??

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Girl (happily):- Awww…Of course! whY not.

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After taking the picture:

Boy: “Thank you very much.. I justlove to collect images of Natural Disasters.!”…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 561 views
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