Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki
Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki
Tera chehra khila khila
Jab tere chehre par haath ghumaya
Toh aadha kilo fair & lovely mila. :-O
by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 690 views
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