Shaadi Se Pehle
Husband to Wife : Mein shaadi se pehle 20 auraton ke saath so chuka hoon.
Wife : Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mili hai to aadatein bhi zarur milti hogi!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 661 views
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