Quaid-e-Azam in Peshawar

Pathan ne illegal dewar bnai
Ksi ne kaha kuch aisa kro k dewar
purani lge
Pathan ne dewar pe likh dia
Hum QUAID E AZAM ko peshawr any pr
khush amdid khty hain.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 838 views
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