Boy: i want to say something
Cute Insult:
Boy: i want to say something to u Gal: wt ?!
...
Boy: Its 3 words & 8 letters
Gal: i know. Its I luv u, ...but i dont!
Boy: No !!
Gal: den wt?!!!
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Boy: GO TO HELL !!!
lolzz....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 804 views
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