HEIGHT OF LAZINESS

HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:

Boy: Papa 1 glass pani de do

papa: khud le lo.

BOY: plz de do na

Papa: Ab manga to thapar maronga.

Boy : Thapr marne aao to pani lete aana

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 616 views
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Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?

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Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

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Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.
Geo Pathan…

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