HEIGHT OF LAZINESS
HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:
Boy: Papa 1 glass pani de do
papa: khud le lo.
BOY: plz de do na
Papa: Ab manga to thapar maronga.
Boy : Thapr marne aao to pani lete aana
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 617 views
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