Raat film vich ik chudail

Sardar: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey…

Pathan: Kehri film si ? Sardar: Apne Shaadi di movie si -

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 775 views
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