There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 836 views

Doctor Ki Dawayi To Vakiye Hi Kamal Ki Thi

Santa Ko Der Se Uthne Ki Aadat Thi, Isliye Wo Hamesha Office Der Se Pahunchta Tha.

Uska Boss Iss Baat Se Bahut Naraj Tha, Akhir Usne Santa Ko Chetavani De Hi Di Aur Kaha,
Boss: “Ya To Tum Jaldi Aao Ya Naukri Chod Do”

Haar Kar Santa Ek Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Aur Usne Kuch Goliya Di Aur Kaha Ki Ab Tum Samaye Par Jaag Jaoge.

Raat Ko Santa Dawai Kha Kar So Gaya, Subha Jab Wo Utha To Sachmuch Suraj Nahi Nikla Tha,

Dawa Ne To Kamaal Hi Kar Diya Tha, Wo Khush-Khushi Tyaar Hua Aur Samaye Se Thoda Pehle Hi Office Pahunch Gaya,
Usne Apne Boss Se Kaha: “Sir, Doctor Ki Dawa To Kamaal Ki Hai”

Boss Berukhi Se Bole: “Wo To Theek Hai, Lekin Pehle Tum Ye Batao Ke Kal Tum Kaha The?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya

Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya Kitne aadami thay
re?
Kaaliya: Kya Pata Sardar? main toh aurtein gin
raha tha…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan shadi ki raat ko room mai gaya to dulhan ne doodh ka glass diya aur romantic awaz mai pucha: "Aur Kuch?"
Pathan: Haan baji, agar Tiger Biscuit bhi mil jaye to maza ajaye

by HAQ (few years ago!)

Kar Sakta Hai Koi Aisa Kaam

Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai.

Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya.

Ring Mastar: “Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai?”

Santa: “Main Aata Hoon Na Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Meri Bakri

Ek Laal Gulab Ko Dekh Ker Teri Yaad Aa Gai..

Wah Wah,,,

Ek Laal Gulab Ko Dekh Ker Teri Yaad Aa Gai..

Is Se Pehly K Me Inhen Kharidta Yaar,

Unhen Meri Bakri Kha Gai.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)